The Test Bench

Every claim we could get our hands on — famous portfolios, gurus, viral systems, timing signals, thesis ETFs, option strategies — run the honest way: real trading costs, failed companies left in, checked out-of-sample. The verdict is the colored label; the number is the evidence. Filter, sort, judge.

How to read this. The bench splits in two. What to own — assets and strategies — gets a five-grade report card: Return · Risk · Sharpe · Friction · Tax (A = great · C = middling · F = ugly), with the whole market on top as the benchmark. Signals — the overlays you’d time with — get one grade: the edge they add over buy-and-hold. Click any row for the full review, plus a second grade for how honestly we tested it.

🛡️ If your fund had used the Risk Reducer

Here's the part that should make a fund manager uncomfortable. We took the average stock fund and the famous "all-weather" portfolios, and overlaid one rule: when the Risk Reducer flags caution, step the book aside to cash; otherwise stay invested. Same funds, same holdings — the only change is sitting out the danger zones. Acting on the prior day's signal (no peeking), 2011–2026 including 2022:

fund worst drawdownreturn /yr
as-is+RRcutas-is+RRgain
Average stock fund (S&P 500)-34%-12%cut 66%+12.7+10.8-1.9
Classic 60/40 fund-22%-6%cut 71%+7.8+6.6-1.1
All Weather fund (Dalio)-24%-11%cut 54%+4.2+3.9-0.3
Permanent Portfolio fund-18%-8%cut 53%+5.7+4.1-1.6
Golden Butterfly fund-20%-6%cut 71%+6.7+5.1-1.6
HFEA leveraged book (3x)-66%-29%cut 57%+19.1+16.1-3.0

The Risk Reducer cut a third to two-thirds of the worst drawdown off every one — the most on the stock-heavy books that needed it. On the average stock fund it did that return-neutral; on the already-defensive portfolios it costs a touch of return, because they rarely hit the danger zone and the rule mostly benches them during recoveries. Far less pain for roughly the same money, from a single step-aside rule — what the funds charging you 1% a year didn't do. Members get the live read. (Simplified overlay: whole book to T-bills on the signal; real funds have mandates and taxes. The point is the danger zones, not the exact trade.)

What to own — the report card

Five grades, one footing. Return, worst drawdown and Sharpe come straight from the test; friction is what it costs to actually run, tax is how kindly it treats a taxable account. The whole market sits on top as the benchmark every row is graded against. Hover a column header; click any row for the full review.

Asset / strategy · sold byReturnRiskSharpeFrictionTax
Buy the whole market — cap-weight S&P 500the benchmark every row is graded againstB+11%D-55%C0.62AA
Famous Systems, Audited · 15 tested
The Permanent Portfolio (Browne) Harry Browne C+7%B-17%B0.96BB
Golden Butterfly (Portfolio Charts) 'Tyler' / Portfolio Charts C+8%B-21%B0.85BB
10-Month Moving-Average Timing (dshort / Faber) Mebane Faber / dshort C+7%C-26%C0.72BB
The 'In & Out' Composite Gate Popular QuantConnect strategy A31%F0.12BB
The Classic 60/40 Conventional 'balanced' wisdom C+9%C-31%C0.79BC
Point & Figure Charting (X's and O's) Charting tradition / Dorsey Wright D+7%C-38%D0.59BB
The '91% Beat the Market' Screen A famous investing club BB
Global / Dual Momentum (GEM) Gary Antonacci BC
The '50% Profit Management' Rule OptionAlpha-style options sellers BB
The Flight to Long Bonds (TLT) Conventional 'risk-off' wisdom C-34%BB
All Weather (Ray Dalio) Ray Dalio / Bridgewater D+6%B-23%C0.78BB
HFEA ('Excellent Adventure', 3x leveraged) Bogleheads / 'Hedgefundie' A+24%F-65%DC
Hedge Funds, Average (HFRI composite, net of fees) The hedge fund industry F+-8%BB
The Buffett Bet (index fund vs hedge funds-of-funds) Protege Partners (vs Buffett) C+7%BB
The 4-ETF Momentum Rotation Rotation-strategy crowd B0.83BC
Build Your Own Index — One Cold Rule · 20 tested
Cap-Weight (the index everyone buys) S&P / Vanguard et al. B+12%C-34%C0.74AA
iShares MSCI USA Momentum Factor (MTUM) Buyable momentum ETF A+18%C-34%B0.89BB
Fidelity Momentum Factor (FDMO) Buyable momentum ETF A+16%C-34%B0.87BB
Vanguard US Momentum Factor (VFMO) Buyable momentum ETF A+16%C-37%C0.74BB
Total US market (VTI) What people actually buy B+11%D-55%C0.64AA
Dow Jones 30 (DIA) What people actually buy C+10%D-52%C0.61AA
Price Momentum (buy what's already rising) Trading Truth (our test) A+27%D-45%B0.90BB
Invesco S&P 500 Momentum (SPMO) Buyable momentum ETF A+22%C-31%A1.06BB
Nasdaq-100 (QQQ) What people actually buy A+15%D-53%C0.76AA
Fastest-Growing Market Cap (top 100) Trading Truth (our test) A+22%F-63%C0.76BB
Lowest-Volatility 100 Low-vol 'anomaly' crowd D+7%D-43%D0.49BB
Invesco Dorsey Wright Momentum (PDP) Buyable momentum ETF A+15%C-35%C0.73BB
Alpha Architect US Quant Momentum (QMOM) Buyable momentum ETF A+14%C-39%C0.61BB
S&P 500, equal-weighted (RSP) What people actually buy B+10%F-60%D0.59AA
S&P MidCap 400 (MDY) What people actually buy B+10%D-55%D0.55AA
The 100 Biggest, Equal-Weight 'Own the blue chips' folk wisdom C+9%C-36%D0.56AA
Cheapest 100 by P/E (value) Value investors everywhere B+10%F-61%D0.50BB
Cheapest 100 by Price/Book (deep value) Graham / deep-value crowd C+8%F-71%F0.39BB
Most Expensive 100 by P/E (hot growth) Story-stock / 'disruption' chasers B+10%D-41%D0.54BB
Russell 2000 small-cap (IWM) What people actually buy C+9%F-59%D0.49AA
Option Strategies — Net of Real Fills · 10 tested
Short Put TastyTrade / premium sellers CD
Jade Lizard TastyTrade / premium sellers CD
Big Lizard + Risk Reducer Trading Truth (our test) CD
Risk Reducer book-exit (put-write) Trading Truth (our test) CD
Short Strangle TastyTrade / premium sellers CD
Short Straddle TastyTrade / premium sellers CD
Big Lizard TastyTrade / premium sellers CD
Poor Man's Covered Call (PMCC) Diagonal / PMCC crowd CD
Iron Condor TastyTrade / premium sellers CD
Iron Fly TastyTrade / premium sellers CD
Thesis ETFs — Did the Theme Pay? · 25 tested
Space & Defense (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
5G & Connectivity (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
AI & Big Data (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Semiconductors (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Robotics & Automation (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Cannabis (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
EV & Battery (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Robotics-Health/MedTech (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Clean Water/Agri/Food (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Clean / Renewable Energy (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Fintech (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Blockchain & Web3 Equity (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Longevity & Aging (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Genomics & Biotech (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Gaming & Esports (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Disruptive / Innovation (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Rare Earth & Materials (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Internet & Social (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Water (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Infrastructure (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Cloud & Software (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Clean Transport/Smart Mobility (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Cybersecurity (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Nuclear & Uranium (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Crypto Price (BTC/ETH) (thesis ETFs) Thematic ETF industry CB
Stock-Picking Scanners · 9 tested
CAN SLIM (full) William O'Neil / IBD D+6%BC
Value (Earnings Yield E/P) Academic / value tradition BC
Earnings-Surprise (SUE / PEAD) Academic (Bernard-Thomas) D+4%BC
IBD Relative-Strength Leaders IBD D+6%BC
CANSLIM + Sector Overlay O'Neil ('leaders in leading groups') D+6%BC
CANSLIM + Earnings Acceleration Earnings-momentum crowd D+6%BC
Buy the Fastest Earnings Growers Growth-chasing folk wisdom A+22%BC
6-Month Price Momentum (top 50) Momentum tradition BC
Random-50 (null control) Us (the control) BC

Signals we tested — do they add an edge?

These aren’t things to own — they’re overlays you’d time with. So they earn one grade: the edge they add over simply buying and holding. Most add none.

Signal · traditionThe ClaimThe VerdictEdge
Market-Timing Signals (Gates) · 60 tested
The Risk Reducer Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside FLAGSHIP
Tested against every index series we could download; beat all of them. Roughly halved drawdowns. Our flagship — recipe stays in the kitchen.
A+
+0.48 edge vs. buy & hold
MA200 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside MARGINAL
Barely moves the needle once tested fairly. Famous, not powerful.
C
+0.08 edge vs. buy & hold
MA10mo(210d) Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside MARGINAL
Barely moves the needle once tested fairly. Famous, not powerful.
C
+0.07 edge vs. buy & hold
VIX9D<VIX Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside MARGINAL
Barely moves the needle once tested fairly. Famous, not powerful.
C
+0.06 edge vs. buy & hold
HY_OAS falling20d Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside MARGINAL
Barely moves the needle once tested fairly. Famous, not powerful.
C
+0.05 edge vs. buy & hold
VIX<25 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside MARGINAL
Barely moves the needle once tested fairly. Famous, not powerful.
C
+0.05 edge vs. buy & hold
IG_OAS<60dMA Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside MARGINAL
Barely moves the needle once tested fairly. Famous, not powerful.
C
+0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
StLouisFSI<0.5 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside MARGINAL
Barely moves the needle once tested fairly. Famous, not powerful.
C
+0.03 edge vs. buy & hold
VIX<VIX3M(contango) Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside MARGINAL
Barely moves the needle once tested fairly. Famous, not powerful.
C
+0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
The Hedgeye Quads (GIP macro model) Hedgeye (GIP / 'quad' macro model) Read the growth + inflation 'quad' and tilt your asset allocation to the regime MARGINAL
A genuinely useful lens for THINKING about regimes -- different assets lead when the economy reflates versus slows, and that's real. As a tradeable allocation system, though, …
C
Sharpe (perfect-foresight rotation vs 60/40)
The 5-10-20 EMA Timer Chartist momentum-timer tradition A chart-based signal that times the market MARGINAL
One of the original momentum timers: bias flips on full crossovers of the 5-, 10- and 20-day EMAs (long when 5>10>20, cash when 5<10<20). It does what trend-following does -- …
C
+0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
Up/Down Volume (Nasdaq A-D volume) StockCharts / breadth-volume chartists A chart-based signal that times the market MARGINAL
The Nasdaq up/down-volume breadth panel (EMA21 & EMA50 of net up-down volume) as a long/cash gate. 'Both EMAs above zero' has no full-sample edge (edge -0.01) -- it's simpl…
C
-0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
Donchian Channel Breakout (20/55-day) Richard Donchian / trend-following tradition A classic breakout/trend system that beats the market MARGINAL
Buy the N-day high, sell the N-day low — the original trend-following channel. As an S&P long/cash timer (20- or 55-day), it cuts the worst drawdown (-55% -> -37%) but hands b…
C
-0.05 edge vs. buy & hold
The Turtle System (Dennis & Eckhardt) Richard Dennis & William Eckhardt (1983) A classic breakout/trend system that beats the market MARGINAL
The famous 1983 experiment that turned novices into traders — 20- and 55-day breakout entries, 10- and 20-day exits, ATR-sized with pyramiding and a 2N stop. Stripped to a lon…
C
-0.07 edge vs. buy & hold
Higher Highs & Higher Lows (Dow Theory) Dow Theory / classic chart-reading A classic breakout/trend system that beats the market MARGINAL
The textbook definition of a trend — hold while each swing high and swing low tops the last, step aside when it flips to lower-high + lower-low. We coded it with causal pivots…
C
-0.12 edge vs. buy & hold
NYSE Advance/Decline Line Classic market-breadth canon NYSE Advance/Decline Line times market turns OVERSOLD
The single most-watched breadth gauge. It looks good in the recent test years (+0.71) -- but in the earlier years the very same rule HURT (its score was negative). A signal th…
D
+0.71 edge vs. buy & hold
VVIX<110 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.02 edge vs. buy & hold
MA100 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.02 edge vs. buy & hold
MOVE<100 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
FedHike<50%(long) Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
NFCI_risk<0 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.07 edge vs. buy & hold
Curve 10Y2Y>0 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.12 edge vs. buy & hold
SKEW<145 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.16 edge vs. buy & hold
GoldenCross50>200 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.17 edge vs. buy & hold
MA50 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.17 edge vs. buy & hold
VRP+ (VIX>rvol20) Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.20 edge vs. buy & hold
VIX<20 Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.21 edge vs. buy & hold
HY_OAS<60dMA Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.22 edge vs. buy & hold
HY_OAS<5% Various / folklore Tells you when to be in the market vs. step aside DOESN'T WORK
Costs you risk-adjusted return vs. just holding. The legend is bigger than the signal.
F
-0.23 edge vs. buy & hold
Put/Call Ratio (All) CBOE / contrarian sentiment A CBOE sentiment/vol reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
The famous total put/call ratio is NOISE as a market-timing gate -- both directions tested, neither clears the noise floor. A beloved sentiment gauge that isn't an edge on its…
F
-0.02 edge vs. buy & hold
Put/Call Ratio (Equity) CBOE / contrarian sentiment A CBOE sentiment/vol reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
Equity put/call ratio: same verdict as the total -- noise as a standalone timing gate.
F
-0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
Put/Call Ratio (Index) CBOE / contrarian sentiment A CBOE sentiment/vol reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
Index put/call ratio: noise. Index option flow is hedging-driven and doesn't time the market here.
F
-0.08 edge vs. buy & hold
VXN (Nasdaq Implied Vol) CBOE A CBOE sentiment/vol reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
The ONLY series that nominally cleared the floor -- but on an out-of-sample-flattering threshold while its full-window and in-sample scores are negative. An the later years mirage, exactl…
F
-0.17 edge vs. buy & hold
VXTH (Tail-Hedge Index) CBOE A CBOE sentiment/vol reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
The 'black-swan' tail-hedge index. As a gate it actively hurts -- a hedging-cost index isn't a timer.
F
-0.23 edge vs. buy & hold
RVX (Russell Implied Vol) CBOE A CBOE sentiment/vol reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
Small-cap implied vol level: noise, like every other vol-level gate. Breadth is the outlier that works.
F
-0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
Net Liquidity (Fed B/S − RRP) Macro / FinTwit thesis A macro / intermarket reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
The famous 'net liquidity drives the S&P' thesis is a DUD as a daily timing gate -- noise both directions. (Proxy = WALCL minus reverse-repo, missing the TGA leg we don't have…
F
-0.12 edge vs. buy & hold
US Dollar (DTWEXBGS) Macro / intermarket A macro / intermarket reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
A strong/weak dollar as an equity-timing gate is noise -- neither the level nor its momentum beats the floor. The dollar matters for the economy; it doesn't time the index her…
F
-0.08 edge vs. buy & hold
Recession Models (Sahm / claims / leading) Macro / recession trackers A macro / intermarket reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
Recession indicators (Sahm rule, jobless-claims trend, OECD leading) are slow by design and noise as equity-timing gates. The Sahm rule nominally cleared the floor but on a ne…
F
+0.07 edge vs. buy & hold
Intermarket Ratios (8-pair basket) Intermarket / sector-rotation A macro / intermarket reading that times the market DOESN'T WORK
Eight intermarket ratios (defensives/cyclicals, gold/stocks, bonds/stocks, gold-miners, semis, biotech, oil) tested as SPY gates -- all noise. The flashiest (semis momentum, O…
F
+0.23 edge vs. buy & hold
Excess CAPE Yield (as a timing signal) Valuation timers Excess CAPE Yield tells you when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
The single best long-run return FORECASTER on the bench -- the Excess CAPE Yield predicts the forward DECADE at +0.60 correlation. But as an in/out timing signal it is noise, …
F
edge as an in/out timing gate
CAPE / P-E10 (as a timing signal) Robert Shiller / valuation crowd CAPE / P-E10 tells you when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
High CAPE genuinely predicts low long-run returns -- and genuinely cannot time entries and exits. Zero edge as a buy/sell gate over a century. The most expensive mistake in ma…
F
edge as an in/out timing gate
Equity Risk Premium / Fed model (as a timing signal) The 'Fed model' crowd Equity Risk Premium / Fed model tells you when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
Earnings yield minus the bond yield is a fine long-horizon gauge of whether stocks are cheap vs bonds. As a market-timing trigger it's worthless -- it flickers for years befor…
F
edge as an in/out timing gate
Risk Ratios (SPY:TLT + 5 sector RS) StockCharts / sector-rotation chartists A chart-based signal that times the market DOESN'T WORK
The popular 'Risk On / Risk Off' ratio panel -- SPY:TLT plus five sector relative-strength ratios -- run as 50-day-EMA crossover gates on SPY. The famous SPY:TLT is the WORST:…
F
+0.05 edge vs. buy & hold
Recession Monitor (3M/10Y + 2Y/10Y inversion) Yield-curve / recession watchers A chart-based signal that times the market DOESN'T WORK
The Fed-staple yield-curve signal -- 3-month/10-year AND 2-year/10-year both inverted -- tested as an equity gate. As a market timer it UNDERPERFORMS buy-and-hold in every ver…
F
-0.09 edge vs. buy & hold
McClellan Oscillator Sherman & Marian McClellan / breadth tradition Times the market via breadth momentum (19/39-day EMA of advances minus declines) DOESN'T WORK
The famous McClellan Oscillator LOSES to buy-and-hold as a risk gate and collapses out-of-sample -- a fast, jumpy reading that whipsaws. Our Risk Reducer beats it decisively (…
F
-0.31 edge vs. buy & hold
McClellan Summation Index McClellan / breadth tradition Marks bull/bear regimes via the cumulative McClellan Oscillator DOESN'T WORK
Every anchor-free rule on the Summation Index (rising, versus rolling-mean, level) scores negative and fails the noise floor. A famous indicator, a losing gate.
F
-0.25 edge vs. buy & hold
Cross-Sectional Dispersion Dispersion / correlation tradition Low cross-sectional return dispersion (stocks moving together calmly) signals risk-on DOESN'T WORK
As a simple low-dispersion = risk-on equity gate, cross-sectional return dispersion is noise (below the noise floor). NOTE: this is ONE construction -- IMPLIED dispersion and …
F
+0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
Advance/Decline Ratio Classic market-breadth canon Advance/Decline Ratio times market turns DOESN'T WORK
Advancers vs decliners, the textbook breadth ratio. the later years +0.28 -- below the ~+0.40 luck threshold. Doesn't beat buy-hold once you account for luck.
F
+0.28 edge vs. buy & hold
Percent of Stocks Above the 200-Day Average Classic market-breadth canon Percent of Stocks Above the 200-Day Average times market turns DOESN'T WORK
A breadth-nerd favorite. the later years +0.18, under the floor -- it looks meaningful on a chart but adds nothing a coin-flip wouldn't.
F
+0.18 edge vs. buy & hold
Percent of Stocks Above the 50-Day Average Classic market-breadth canon Percent of Stocks Above the 50-Day Average times market turns DOESN'T WORK
The faster cousin. the later years +0.09 -- noise. Whatever it's telling you, the price already said it.
F
+0.09 edge vs. buy & hold
The High-Low Index (highs minus lows) Classic market-breadth canon The High-Low Index (highs minus lows) times market turns DOESN'T WORK
The most popular high-low construction. the later years +0.01 -- essentially zero edge. Subtracting the upside extreme from the downside one dilutes the half that actually carries the dan…
F
+0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
Up/Down (Advancing) Volume Classic market-breadth canon Up/Down (Advancing) Volume times market turns DOESN'T WORK
Volume flowing into advancers vs decliners. the later years +0.10 -- below the floor. A confirming indicator that doesn't lead.
F
+0.10 edge vs. buy & hold
Zweig Breadth Thrust Classic market-breadth canon Zweig Breadth Thrust times market turns DOESN'T WORK
The famous rare 'thrust' buy signal. the later years +0.13 -- it fires too rarely and too late to clear the noise floor as a systematic gate.
F
+0.13 edge vs. buy & hold
Equal-Weight vs Cap-Weight Divergence Classic market-breadth canon Equal-Weight vs Cap-Weight Divergence times market turns DOESN'T WORK
When the average stock diverges from the cap-weighted index. the later years +0.41 -- it pokes at the noise floor but doesn't clear it once you control for data-mining. A good story, not …
F
+0.41 edge vs. buy & hold
The Arms Index (TRIN) Classic market-breadth canon The Arms Index (TRIN) times market turns DOESN'T WORK
The classic 'is volume rushing into rising or falling stocks' panic gauge. the later years +0.16 -- noise. A crowd-mood meter that doesn't actually time anything.
F
+0.16 edge vs. buy & hold
Percent of Stocks Above the 20-Day Average Classic market-breadth canon Percent of Stocks Above the 20-Day Average times market turns DOESN'T WORK
The short-term cousin of the percent-above-MA family. the later years -0.03 -- the worst of the lot, actively negative. Fast breadth is mostly fast noise.
F
-0.03 edge vs. buy & hold
Small-Cap Breadth (Russell % above 50-Day) Classic market-breadth canon Small-Cap Breadth (Russell % above 50-Day) times market turns DOESN'T WORK
Small-cap participation -- 'the generals vs the troops.' the later years +0.20 -- noise. Makes a great narrative and a useless signal.
F
+0.20 edge vs. buy & hold
Nasdaq Advance/Decline Classic market-breadth canon Nasdaq Advance/Decline times market turns DOESN'T WORK
Advancers minus decliners for the growth side of the tape. the later years +0.14 -- noise, same as its NYSE sibling.
F
+0.14 edge vs. buy & hold
The Bullish Percent Index (Point & Figure) Classic market-breadth canon The Bullish Percent Index (Point & Figure) times market turns DOESN'T WORK
The chartists' favorite breadth gauge -- the percent of stocks on a P&F buy signal -- which we built ourselves from the whole universe (no scraping). the later years +0.10, noise. Even th…
F
+0.10 edge vs. buy & hold
The Hindenburg Omen Classic market-breadth canon The Hindenburg Omen times market turns DOESN'T WORK
The famous 'crash' signal -- it fires when too many stocks hit fresh extremes in BOTH directions at once. the later years +0.16 -- noise. It has 'predicted' far more crashes than have eve…
F
+0.16 edge vs. buy & hold
Technical Indicators — the TA Canon, Tested · 22 tested
Tested as S&P 500 timing signals. An indicator that's noise on the index can behave differently on another asset (oil, bonds, a single stock) — which is exactly what our weekly tests explore. We scope every claim to what we actually tested.
Rate of Change (12) Technical-analysis canon Rate of Change (12) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Rate of Change (12) scored +0.17 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It looks meaningful on a chart and ad…
F
+0.17 edge vs. buy & hold
On-Balance Volume (slope) Joe Granville On-Balance Volume (slope) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, On-Balance Volume (slope) scored +0.16 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. A running volume tally. Confirm…
F
+0.16 edge vs. buy & hold
CCI (20) Donald Lambert CCI (20) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, CCI (20) scored +0.14 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It looks meaningful on a chart and adds nothing …
F
+0.14 edge vs. buy & hold
Price vs 50-day MA Technical-analysis canon Price vs 50-day MA signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Price vs 50-day MA scored +0.10 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. The trend filter everyone uses. As a r…
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+0.10 edge vs. buy & hold
MACD histogram Gerald Appel MACD histogram signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, MACD histogram scored +0.08 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. The derivative of a lagging signal. Faster…
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+0.08 edge vs. buy & hold
True Strength Index Technical-analysis canon True Strength Index signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, True Strength Index scored +0.05 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It looks meaningful on a chart and ad…
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+0.05 edge vs. buy & hold
Coppock Curve E.S.C. Coppock Coppock Curve signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Coppock Curve scored +0.05 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. A weighted average of two rate-of-change li…
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+0.05 edge vs. buy & hold
Awesome Oscillator Bill Williams Awesome Oscillator signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Awesome Oscillator scored +0.05 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. Two moving averages of the midpoint. A…
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+0.05 edge vs. buy & hold
Detrended Price Osc (20) Technical-analysis canon Detrended Price Osc (20) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Detrended Price Osc (20) scored +0.04 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It looks meaningful on a chart a…
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+0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
MACD line Gerald Appel MACD line signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, MACD line scored +0.03 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. A lagging crossover of two lagging averages -- …
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+0.03 edge vs. buy & hold
Price vs 200-day MA Technical-analysis canon Price vs 200-day MA signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Price vs 200-day MA scored +0.02 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. The most-watched line in markets. It …
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+0.02 edge vs. buy & hold
Bollinger %B (20,2) John Bollinger Bollinger %B (20,2) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Bollinger %B (20,2) scored +0.02 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. Bands measure volatility; they say no…
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+0.02 edge vs. buy & hold
Accum/Dist (slope) Technical-analysis canon Accum/Dist (slope) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Accum/Dist (slope) scored +0.01 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It looks meaningful on a chart and add…
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+0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
Chaikin Money Flow (20) Marc Chaikin Chaikin Money Flow (20) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Chaikin Money Flow (20) scored +0.01 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It looks meaningful on a chart an…
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+0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
RSI (14) J. Welles Wilder RSI (14) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, RSI (14) scored +0.01 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. Overbought/oversold is a story the chart tells a…
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+0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
Stochastic %K (14) George Lane Stochastic %K (14) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Stochastic %K (14) scored -0.01 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. Where price sits in its recent range -…
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-0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
Williams %R (14) Larry Williams Williams %R (14) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Williams %R (14) scored -0.01 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. Stochastic with a minus sign. Same non-e…
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-0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
Vortex (14) Botes & Siepman Vortex (14) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Vortex (14) scored -0.01 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It looks meaningful on a chart and adds nothi…
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-0.01 edge vs. buy & hold
Money Flow Index (14) Technical-analysis canon Money Flow Index (14) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Money Flow Index (14) scored -0.03 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. Volume-weighted RSI. The volume doe…
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-0.03 edge vs. buy & hold
ADX (14) J. Welles Wilder ADX (14) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, ADX (14) scored -0.04 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It measures trend STRENGTH, not direction -- it …
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-0.04 edge vs. buy & hold
Stochastic RSI (14) Technical-analysis canon Stochastic RSI (14) signals when to be in or out of the market DOESN'T WORK
As a mechanical buy/sell timing signal on the index, Stochastic RSI (14) scored -0.06 out-of-sample -- under the +0.35 luck threshold. It looks meaningful on a chart and ad…
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-0.06 edge vs. buy & hold
The Entire TA Library (pandas-ta, 257 indicators) Technical-analysis canon Surely SOME technical indicator can time the market DOESN'T WORK
We ran EVERY indicator in the pandas-ta library -- all 257 -- through the same test. Zero provide a real market-timing edge. The one that appeared to (the Detrended Price Osci…
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indicators that actually worked

🛡️ The Risk Reducer Effect

Our flagship signal isn't only a market-timing gate — it's a risk overlay that bolts onto any premium strategy. Below: every trade above, run ungated vs. gated by the Risk Reducer (step aside when it flags caution), on real cross-the-spread fills. The worst trade and the max drawdown shrink across the board.

strategy worst trademax drawdown
ungatedgatedcut ungatedgatedcut
Big Lizard-6929-2121−69%-14659-4000−73%
Short Straddle-6550-2097−68%-13286-6551−51%
Short Put-4930-790−84%-7368-1169−84%
Short Strangle-4859-1182−76%-9222-3291−64%
Jade Lizard-2530-2316−8%-5228-5895−-13%
Iron Fly-1091-655−40%-17436-8266−53%
Iron Condor-677-677−0%-6797-4408−35%

Same strategies, same fills — the only change is standing aside when the Risk Reducer says Not Worth The Risk. It slashes the tail exactly where the danger lives — the naked-risk sells (short put −84%, strangle −81%). On already-defined-risk trades it's redundant, as it should be. It helps most where the danger is worst. Members see the live read the day it changes.

💲 The Liquidity Tax

We ran the same option strategies on the three most liquid ETF option markets on Earth, crossing the real bid/ask each time. Watch the edge melt as the spread widens (half-spread on traded strikes: SPY 0.8% → QQQ 1.3% → IWM 1.7%). Each number is expectancy per trade after crossing the spread; the small figure is how much of the patient-mid edge survived.

strategySPY0.8% QQQ1.3%IWM1.7%
Big Lizard+10773%+5252%+2648%
Short Straddle+6260%+2741%+1335%
Short Put+4894%+2886%+651%
Short Strangle+3179%+1254%+224%
Jade Lizard+2766%+01%+426%
Iron Condor-23gone-38gone-15-732%
Iron Fly-64gone-62-664%-9-33%

The short put nets +$48 on SPY and +$6 on IWM — and IWM is still a top-5 options market. A single-stock weekly runs 5–10× SPY's spread. The edge lives in the most liquid market on the planet and evaporates as you walk away from it.

💀 The Fund Graveyard

The part no fund marketer will show you: 97 thesis ETFs that were liquidated and deleted — about 1 in 5 of every theme fund ever launched. Every "best thematic ETFs" list on the internet structurally hides these, because dead funds vanish from the database. We keep them. Here are the 20 worst burials (total return from launch to the day they were shut down):

VANECK GREEN INFRASTRUCTURE ETFRNEWInfrastructure2.7 yrs-99%
GLOBAL X CANNABIS ETFPOTXCannabis4.4 yrs-96%
AXS CANNABIS ETFTHCXCannabis4.6 yrs-92%
ADVISORSHARES POSEIDON DYNAMIC CANNABIS ETFPSDNCannabis1.8 yrs-90%
VIRIDI BITCOIN MINERS ETFRIGZCrypto Price (BTC/ETH)1.5 yrs-83%
VOLT CRYPTO INDUSTRY AND EQUITY ETFBTCRBlockchain & Web3 Equity1.2 yrs-77%
CAMBRIA CANNABIS ETFTOKECannabis6.7 yrs-74%
SIMPLIFY VOLT FINTECH DISRUPTION ETFVFINFintech1.5 yrs-71%
VANECK DIGITAL ASSETS MINING ETFDAMBlockchain & Web3 Equity1.1 yrs-70%
PROSHARES ULTRAPRO NASDAQ BIOTECHNOLOGYUBIOGenomics & Biotech4.2 yrs-66%
STKD 100% MSTR & 100% COIN ETFAPEDCrypto Price (BTC/ETH)0.8 yrs-64%
SIMPLIFY VOLT CLOUD AND CYBERSECURITY DISRUPTION ETFVCLOCybersecurity2.3 yrs-61%
GLOBAL X SOLAR ETFRAYSClean / Renewable Energy4.0 yrs-58%
DIREXION MOONSHOT INNOVATORS ETFMOONDisruptive / Innovation3.7 yrs-58%
REX-OSPREY(TM) ETH + STAKING ETFESKCrypto Price (BTC/ETH)0.7 yrs-57%
SIMPLIFY VOLT POP CULTURE DISRUPTION ETFVPOPDisruptive / Innovation1.5 yrs-57%
DIREXION HYDROGEN ETFHJENClean / Renewable Energy3.3 yrs-53%
CANNABIS GROWTH ETFBUDXCannabis0.6 yrs-51%
GLOBAL X EMERGING MARKETS INTERNET & E-COMMERCE ETFEWEBInternet & Social3.0 yrs-50%
GLOBAL X WIND ENERGY ETFWNDYClean / Renewable Energy3.9 yrs-50%

Survivorship bias, made visible. When someone shows you a theme's "average return," ask where the bodies are.

The Grade (A–F) on each row is Performance — whether it actually works, judged against the right benchmark; the small number under it only compares within a category. Open any row to see its Rigor grade — how honestly we tested it: one point each for survivorship-free (dead companies left in), net of real cost, out-of-sample, point-in-time data (no peeking ahead), and look-ahead checked — alongside what the system was meant to do and what we learned.